Irish Whiskey + Campbell's Chunky Barley and Beef Soup = Irish Potato Famine.
It's quite possibly the worst thing I've ever tasted in my entire life. It's like tasting the holocaust.
We decided a few months ago that bacon could be considered a mixer, thus we have the schvenina - vodka with bacon as a garnish. On that same night we decided that tequila was also a mixer, as is ice. And air. Man, I'm surprised I survived.
I bet will die. Soon. It'll be quite Darwinian.