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Sunday, April 8th, 2007
8:13 pm
Irish Potato Famine
Jebus, what's up with these terrible drink ideas? That's right - we drink. A lot.

Irish Whiskey + Campbell's Chunky Barley and Beef Soup = Irish Potato Famine.

It's quite possibly the worst thing I've ever tasted in my entire life. It's like tasting the holocaust.

We decided a few months ago that bacon could be considered a mixer, thus we have the schvenina - vodka with bacon as a garnish. On that same night we decided that tequila was also a mixer, as is ice. And air. Man, I'm surprised I survived.

I bet will die. Soon. It'll be quite Darwinian.
Saturday, March 24th, 2007
2:34 pm
Friday, January 6th, 2006
7:23 pm
Hi everyone. I just joined the community...why? Because I drink!

I found this little gem via machine_logic's LJ. Unfortunatly I was not there for his drunken birthday hyjinx, but tomorrow I have my company holiday party on an Argosy cruise and free booze. You know this is going to spell trouble, and I will have a full report in my next post. Happy weekend! And go get your booze on!
2:40 pm
I drink. A lot.
I turned 26 last Friday. I don't remember it.

We went to four bars. I remember going to two, but marc17 has photographic evidence of the others.

I woke up in my living room the next day, covered in purple paint. My pants and hoodie were all shredded, my knees and elbows had scabs on them, and my right ring and middle fingers were bruised and swollen, and I have no idea how any of it happened.

It's great to tell the ER staff "I don't know how this happened;" they give the strangest looks, yet I'm sure I'm not the first to give them that story.

From what I hear, I punched a friend in the neck (twice), punched another friend in the stomach, poured a bottle of water on some random stranger's head, and stole another stranger's hat. I hear I also spit on two of my friends and then on a bum on the way home. I've been told I had a good time, but I really wouldn't know. :)

Best of all - I woke up without a hangover.

Current Mood: amused
Sunday, June 26th, 2005
10:08 pm
I drink.
Last night I went drunken grocery shopping. Why did I buy tortillas? Oh yeah - I drink.

Current Mood: confused
Sunday, June 12th, 2005
12:38 am
ATTN: Seattle Ladies!
So I'm going to be in a dear friends wedding in Boston on the 18th, and am surprisingly pleased with my dress. Certainly not anything I'd wear out for cocktails (floor length, strapless, pale green chiffon, etc.), but certainly pretty.
I was lamenting the one-time use of bridesmaids dresses, considering their priciness, to the incomparable Nikki Rae, and an idea was developed:

Revenge of the Bridesmaids! A night where you get to bust out that stupid bridesmaid dress that set you back almost $200 (prom dresses are also acceptable), and go get blind drunk with a bunch of other dolled up girls at several bars in the Downtown Seattle/Capitol Hill area.

I'm checking if there is an interest level in such an event - are you interested? Do you have friends or co-workers, or sisters who may be? I'd like this to be a true assault of tiaras, tulle, elbow-length gloves, and clutch purses - and the more the merrier.

Please comment here, please spread the word, and please drag out that dress (or get your sweet ass over to Value Village to scoop one up for $13.50) and join Nikki and I!

Current Mood: mischievous
Thursday, August 12th, 2004
11:11 am
PBR is a bitch
I had two pitchers of PBR at Shorty's. Today I'm hung over and my stomache hurts, normally this would require more alcohol than that. I blame Pabst.

I ate some tums and threw up a colorful rainbow shortly thereafter.
Tuesday, August 10th, 2004
10:14 pm
I have a bottle of Tanqueray 10 and nothing planned for Friday evening. Good times, good times.
1:45 am
I'm still the only livejournal user with a user interest of "drinking until I'm blind."
Monday, July 26th, 2004
12:10 pm
drunken grocery shopping
please tell me i'm not the only one who does this? what are some of the stranger things you've bought whilst out and about after drinkin' time's over?

for instance, this morning i woke up to find that these items had been purchased:

saltwater taffy
fresh mozzarella
tomato basil tortillas
ice cream

this isn't that strange of a list. a few weeks ago i woke up to find that i'd bought pop-its (y'know, those 4th of july things that you throw on the ground that go SNAP), milk (i don't drink milk, hate it), tomatoes, and an issue of cosmo.

it's like christmas though. i'm my own secret santa :)
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